Winter is a good time to wear hats in Canada. Especially out here on the West Coast where it is really cold in January. Why, just today it was a brisk 7°C. I almost froze to death. Plus, it was really sunny and just looking at the picturesque mountains, trees, beaches, and ocean made me depressed. I’m never going out again. Okay, maybe a few times, but only to display my hat collection.
“Have you ever transcended space and time?
Yes. No. Uh, TIME, not space… No, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”