Who needs an iPhone? Canada sure doesn’t. What with all the crazy high-tek stuff we’ve got going on here. Just check out the superwikkidawesome internet access at the Vancouver International Airport.
The information superhighway has never been more derelique… ahem… i mean elite… Sorry Canada, i have a lingering cold. All the snow and ice and moose droppings… can’t be good for the lungs. maybe i should stop smoking all these cigarettes?