Besides failing miserably at putting on suntan lotion evenly, I was attacked by an albino Mexican sand bear! swathhhhhh. After he pawed me, I gave him some tortillas with cheese dip.…
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My beloved friend, Felix the Cat, passed away yesterday morning. He was 14 and had a very good life. Felix liked sleeping on clean white sheets, eating expensive cat food,…
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Running your first marathon. Finishing your undergraduate degree. Saving an endangered species from extinction. All these things are considered an accomplishment. But let’s be honest, these accomplishments leave you feeling completely…
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Mostly Lisa, Age 7. Ahh, I remember it fondly… the year I got orange and black Halloween gum stuck in my long long hair at school. I was sent to the…
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So after i filled my sweet 1995 Pontiac Firefly with premium gasolina, i headed to auto insurance place to re-insure my car for another year, but it just wasn’t my day……
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If you haven’t read my about page, you should be ashamed of yourself! Think of all the Mostly Lisa you have been missing out on. So I’m putting it here……
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i think i’m at a point of no return with this whole two point oh social networking scene. i’m fairly certain that if i had to communicate to a person.. in…
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Quaint Streets Royal Mail Marmite Crisps!!! (seriously, what’s with you and the marmite crisps?!?) Pub, Telephone box & Litter bin on Quaint Street Corner. Multiculturalism. Colonialism. Hanging Carpets. The Lute. Sheep.…
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