What does this have to do with Web 2.0?

Let’s run through the check list of relevant Web 2.0 mind-mapped buzz-words:

1. User-Centred: yes
2. Ruby on Rails: no. my name is not Ruby, and I don’t do drugs or ride on trains.
3. Trust: yes. i’d trust a girl in a red bikini, wouldn’t you? makes me think of Baywatch. Pam and Hasselhoff racing down the beach to save a drowning child. that’s trust, for sure. except for the whole drunk Wendy’s episode. Scratch Hasselhoff from the list.
4. Blogs: yes, i’ve got two on different platforms. extra points.
5. Joy of Use: yes, what is more joyful than a red bikini?
6. Modularity: ooh.. that’s a tricky one… skip…
7. RSS: yes, really sexy swimwear.
8. Design:yes, i’d say the design my cleavage is making is very 2.0.

Official Tally: 5/8.
Conclusion: Lisa’s swimwear photo is Web 2.0 …mostly.