UdisgustMi

Lisa’s Facebook Status:

She is back from sunning herself and her cleavage on Kits beach. Her new tan is so awesome. She loves this hot hot heat weather.

You: Why are you talking in the third person?
Me: Are you talking to me?
You: Yeah, I am.
Me: Go on then.
You: “She”… “her”.. you’re speaking the the 3rd person.
Me: Oh. Didn’t notice that.
You: You wouldn’t would you?
Me: Guess not. Too busy, you know, tanning at the beach in a bikini. Whatever.
You: You are ridiculously vain.
(pause)
You: YOU disgusted ME.
Me: Hey, that would make a great Web 2.0 Social Networking site:UdisgustMi

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(pause)
Me: Catchy.

UdisgustMi 2.0

“Why Add when you can Reject?”

Step 1:

We’ll compile a list of “friends” for you from all the personal information you give us, like your bank account and credit card numbers, address, where you live, where you work, and all the passwords to, like all your electronic stuffs. It’s real official, so like, don’t worry… We’ll keep it all on the down low.

Step 2:

Personally reject people that disgust you. Tell them what you think of them, like, really mean stuff like “uhhh, you’re stupid and gross” “why are you so lame?” “i don’t know you, but I already hate you”.

Step 3:

Reject everyone until there is just you. It’s that simple. Then you can just send messages to yourself and add photos or post a sweet video diary clip that only you can see… After all, the only “real friend” you’ve got is yourself anyway.

NB. This is a satire. Thanks for not being offended.