Posts Tagged ‘personal’

15 seconds with Lisa pumpin’ gas into her sweet ride

Oct 4 2007

So after i filled my sweet 1995 Pontiac Firefly with premium gasolina, i headed to auto insurance place to re-insure my car for another year, but it just wasn’t my day…

for starters it was pouring with rain, second i was super hungry, third it was rush hour which in Vancouver is pretty much any time between 8am – 7pm… but from 3pm – 6pm, rush hour becomes uber. uber lame. so i walked into the auto place and was told that i was unable to re-insure my car until my car had passed the AirCare emissions test.

In Vancouver, all cars must be tested for levels of hydrocarbons (HC), carbon monoxide (CO), and oxides of nitrogen (NOx) emissions every two years for cars 1992 or newer or every year for cars 1991 and older. Cost is $45.

so i had to trek all the way to the nearest AirCare station which was in Burnaby (a fair distance away)… finally got there thanks to Blackberry GPS. a lovely lovely thing. i wasn’t allowed to take pictures or vids in the AirCare place, but i was sneaky and grabbed one before i got yelled at by an angry Russian man.

firefly-at-aircare

i felt kinda nervous about my wee little car during the test because if you fail to pass the emissions test you have 2 lovely choices:
(1) send your car to a mechanic and make it more environmentally friendly (cost is approx $600… yikes);
(2) send your car to the scrap heap and take the bus (boo public transit. i’ve been scarred ever since being BC Transit Bus girl for a year.)

Fortunately, my day turned a bit nicer as my little zip zip firefly passed with flying colours (see below).

aircare-pass-firefly

Since 1992, AirCare has reduced vehicle emissions by 71%. Al Gore would be so proud. Just to balance things out, i’m gonna head to my local duck pond and throw some old batteries in the water just to even things out. that was a joke. don’t hate me.

Things that are neat about me

Sep 23 2007

lisa-photo-mosaic

If you haven’t read my about page, you should be ashamed of yourself! Think of all the Mostly Lisa you have been missing out on. So I’m putting it here… front and centre, so you can linger on my smooth wording a little bit longer (and mostly cuz i’m condensing my about page and i can’t bear to toss these eloquent words in the the cyber bin.)

Here are my “neat” things:

I have a Master’s Degree which makes me ok smart. I have “mastered” the arts. All of them. Except the dark arts, because of the whole muggle discrimination thing…

I know a lot about linguistics, especially phonetics, specifically articulatory, acoustic phonetics, and the productive mechanisms involved in early infant speech development. What? Huh??? Exactly. Nobody knows, nobody cares, nobody wants to hire me in that field… hence my quarter-life career switcheroo to creative, fun, and cool things. I still partially consider myself a linguist and love to learn, hear, and think about language. I am quite fond of early infant acquisition, brain and language stuff, and accents… mostly.

PS. Asking a linguist “how many languages do you speak?” is kinda like asking a veterinarian “how many pets do you have?”

If you must know. I speak Russian, Spanish and French… mostly.

I was a nationally competitive figure skater (ice dance) until 2000 when my partner dropped me and I hurt my back and I was forced to quit skating and go back to being a regular university student which made me kinda bitter and a little bit mean… (I guess that’s last bit is something that’s not so neat about me). but every now and again I get a hankering for spandex, sequins, and mini gloves — an impulse that I just can’t ignore.

I’m also an active member of iNeedConstantAttention club, being a Model, (of course!) an Actress (who isn’t?) & a Singer/Songwriter. Ahh, the trifecta of fame, fortune, and eternal self-esteem “issues”. Ain’t it great!

I know what you’re thinking. “She IS perfect. Is there nothing this girl can’t do?” My answer: Not much really. But if you must know, I am a fairly rubbish cook and the last 6 books i read were all children’s books. And, if you must know, I was expelled from Hogwart’s TWICE! So if I master the cooking thing, move on to some heavier reading materials and finish my Potions OWL, I may be close to the “Most Perfect Person Ever”. Either that or the “Most Vain Person Ever”. Which ever. They are both pretty sweet titles.

My Internet Reflection

Sep 18 2007

i think i’m at a point of no return with this whole two point oh social networking scene. i’m fairly certain that if i had to communicate to a person.. in person… i might run away or hide in my hair. which actually happened today.

that’s why i feel like i need to take a step away from the facebook to analyze it’s impact on mostly me.

Self Exploration through fb profile pictures

what does it all mean? how do i censor myself? who am i? do i even exist? how many pixels wide am i? why are my tears so beautiful? am i numb inside or is it merely life that numbs itself to me?

these are common questions we all ask ourselves each day. exploring the “self” is important. i like to reflect on a daily basis. mostly by looking at my reflection in a mirror. but as we all know, your reflection is not always the face you present to the world. we often censor ourselves. essentially creating or equating reality with self. if you didn’t get that, you’re probably not smart enough to read this blog. intellectualism is not for everyone.

anyhoo, um… i need some java… totally falling asleep right now. what was i saying? oh yeah, exploring self and stuff. if you’re up for it, i really recommend an exercise from my 3 part Self-exploration Series, entitled “My Internet Reflection: What is my Facebook Profile Picture really saying?”

The exercise is simple. Look through your fb profile picture album which probably has over 100 photos of you, or 200+ if you are as gorgeous as me, and ask yourself “what is this picture saying about my inner self?”

Here is an example from my own fb self-examination.
The following photos are saying…

“Coordination is important to me.”

Lisa Bettany small business bc

“i heart attention”

Lisa Bettany swimwear campaign

“Please love me”

lisa bettany-swimwear-is-web-2point0

“I can balance a rock on my forehead”

Lisa Bettany Spa

“I like to play the guitar without pants on”

Mostly Lisa i-like-to-play-the-guitar-without-pants-on

“I am definitely a model”

Lisa Bettany modeling Richard Dubois

“I’m so bored right now”

Mostly Lisa waiting at an audition

Now let’s analyze these “truth statements”:

  1. appearance is important to me
  2. being centred and spiritually aware is essential for my growth
  3. music strips away my outer layers
  4. being labeled as a “model” by other people is important because i am vain
  5. vanity isn’t a fault when you are really good looking
  6. you’re probably boring me right now

Now it’s your turn. If I’m not still bored, let me know what your personal exploration into your fb profile picts reveal about you.

British Things

Sep 15 2007

Quaint Streets

quaint streets

Royal Mail

royal mail

Marmite Crisps!!! (seriously, what’s with you and the marmite crisps?!?)

marmite crisps!!!

Pub, Telephone box & Litter bin on Quaint Street Corner.

British Things-1

Multiculturalism.

multiculturalism

Colonialism.

little soldiers

Hanging Carpets. The Lute. Sheep.

playing the lute to an audience of sheep and a dog

School Uniforms.

school uniforms

Auntie Pam’s Sweet Shop.

British Things-5

Cheeky School Boy Pranks.

school boy pranks

Loafers & Jumpers.

loafers and pontzy sweaters

Mostly Lisa in England – Episode 1 “Being Popular”

Sep 3 2007

Lisa’s Doodle. Age 12.

Jul 21 2007

mouse-in-gauss

Based on this you might suppose that I grew up to be a mathematics genius. I didn’t.

I’m absolute rubbish at Maths. Rubbish.

Reading makes you smart.

Jul 19 2007

That’s why I’m currently dusting off some of my favourite books for some “smart” reading this summer. I’ve already put up a sticky on my desktop to remind me that I’m only moments away from sinking my teeth into some quality literature.

summer-reading-to-do-list

My first pick for smart summer reading is definitely:

Hoofbeats: Lara and the Silent Place.

Lara and the silent phase

This book really takes me back to my own “silent place” and the innocence that surrounds me when I’m in said silent place. And then there was silence…

My second pick is the mystery thriller:

The Not-So-Jolly Roger.

not so jolly roger

This book is by far the most mysterious and thrilling episode in the “Time Warp Trio” Series. I like to hide under the covers and read this book with a flashlight whilst eating marshmellows and cheese snacks. Takes you back, doesn’t it?

Book learning

May 7 2007

I’ve done a lot of book learning in my life.

8 years of elementary school.
5 years of high school.
5 (and a bit ) years of undergrad university.
2 years of graduate university.
_____

= 20 years.

I have spent 20 years in school. I must be pretty smart since I have spent 72% of my life learning stuff in an academic setting.

Let’s take a peak at my early years in school. Formative, indeed.

6 ans.

vetements-bebes-sont-plus-beauxv

6 ans et demi.

elephant-blanc-patin

7 ans.

french-immersion-sm

just 9 years old.

dont-shoot-gentle-ben

9 years old.

prank-prank_sm

9 and a half years old.

age-10-sm

almost 10 years old.

walkers-law

Walk a mile in THESE shoes?

May 4 2007

Tom (Walk in these shoes) May 1, 2007_5

Yes. In THOSE shoes.

Tom (Walk in these shoes) May 1, 2007_7

Tomorrow (Saturday, May 5th), some very brave and “secure” and perhaps “strong and silent” men, including none other than GiveMeaning’s Tom “Runt” Williams, will be hitting the pavement in some sexy ladies shoes to support the Victoria Women’s Sexual Assault Centre.

The VWSAC “Walk a Mile in Her Shoes” Event will commence at 10:30am at Centennial Square in Victoria, BC. I’m sure the guys are gonna look pretty hot in their sassy pumps, so if you’d like to come down and cheer or just point and laugh and yell a couple “I told you sos”, I’m sure these brave fellas won’t mind a little embarrassment for such a great cause.

I will be in Victoria following Tom Williams in his shiny red Anne Kline sling-backs (oh yes, they are beautiful, nothing but the best for our Tom) so every painful, blister inducing step will be captured on video. Can’t wait to add some sweet techno beats to the audio track. Should be totally fab. Here’s a picture of Redpilot’s Ry filming the shoe shopping action. I think Tom got a little too excited…

Redpilot filming Tom at shoe store

when he took his new shoes for a spin around the store. Whoa Blossom!

Tom (Walk in these shoes) May 1, 2007_6

In order to look stunning for the great walk and raise some funds, Tom has agreed to shave his legs if he raises $1,000 and his glorious beard if he raises $5,000 through his GiveMeaning project called “Beard be Gone”. All money donated will go directly to the VSAC, so if you would like to donate to a worthwhile charity, please go to “GiveMeaning”.

Tom's glorious beard

And between you and me and Tom’s wife, we’d all like to see that beard hit the road jack… and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, NO MORE.

The dark side of my cupcake obsession

Mar 25 2007

I’ll admit it. I love cupcakes. They are perfect to me. And I cherish every moment we spend together. Our time is brief, but memorable. And I want to create new memories almost everyday. Do I like cupcakes too much? Perhaps.

The facts:

  1. Making and baking cupcakes is labour intensive.
  2. I am “challenged” in the kitchen.
  3. I am also lazy.
  4. I cannot financially justify spending $13.50 on the Cupcakes’ the original cupcakes.
  5. Capers “organic”, environmental, “fair trade” cupcakes are equally expensive.

Recent Solution: Purchasing Mr. Safeway’s quick and dirty cupcakes for $3.99 each week.

The dark side: This week, Safeway jacked the price of their cupcakes from $3.99 to $6.99. And the icing was a suspicious colour of green. As a result, there will be no cupcakes this week.

In the absence of cupcakes, I feel quite melancholy. Almost melancholy enough to write a poem…

Peter Pan,
where’s my fairytale land?
the lollipop trees,
the cotton candy sand?

“have faith,” the peanut retorts
spooning his lies into a chocolate torte
hidden and fused to mocha and cream
bubbling over the crispy coco seam

quick, make a *wish*
blow your candles out
while i scream
you shout

To view cupcakes in happier times click me.