Posts Tagged ‘Modeling’

Is Photoshopping images lying?

Sep 24 2009

Self-Portrait: Lisa Bettany
Disclaimer: This photo has been photoshopped to make me flawless. I was in fact tired, irritated & slightly ill when this photo was taken.

In an effort to combat body image disorders in adolescents, French MP Valerie Boyer has just proposed a law requiring disclaimers on Photoshopped or “enhanced” photos of people in newspaper and magazine advertising, press photos, product packaging, political campaigns and art photography. As someone who has been on both sides of the lens, as a model and a photographer, I find this proposal overkill.

Isn’t it a given that all photos of females appearing in glossy magazines have been retouched?

Don’t we all subconsciously know that the latest Maxim cover girl actually has skin pores, arm pits, knee caps and a waist line bigger than 20″ in real life? If you really want to know, you can just flick through one of the millions of celeb-bashing websites and see said Maxim cover girl’s “appalling cellulite” or “disgusting tummy roles”.

As a model and someone who is in front of the camera, I have to ask myself if these picture perfect images contribute to my body image insecurities? Probably. Is this a rational behavior? Not really. I think as a culture we are educated enough to know fact from fiction.

I find the pictures of girls in Men’s magazines almost laughable. They look like more like CGIed sex bots, than real, sexy girls. The sad thing is that if they replaced these images with more realistic images of women, I would probably spend 5 minutes pointing out all their flaws and chastise them for not airbrushing a wrinkly elbow.

As a photographer, I try to make my subjects look their best. And by best, I mean as close to perfection as I can make them. Obviously, all blemishes, wrinkles, & stray hairs will be cloned out immediately, but that’s not all that gets brushed to perfection. I’ll admit to restructuring noses, lips, eyebrows, slimming 20lbs off people, making eyes bigger, adding makeup, painting in eyelashes, the list goes on and on.

Maybe the continual exposure to this airbrushed standard of perfection in images of models and celebrities has made me as sick as the Maxim editors, but I don’t see retouching images as negative, it’s merely a part of my artistic process as a photographer.

Is Photoshopping images lying?
This photo of me has not been retouched. Areas marked in red will be retouched to make me look perfect in the final picture.

Beauty and fashion photography isn’t meant to be a realistic portrayal of everyday life. It’s a fantasy. And in this fantasy everyone is skinnier, prettier, richer and more well-endowed than you. Once you know what the images selling, you can take the blow to your ego with a grain of salt.

The other day I was looking back at old Sport’s Illustrated Swimsuit covers from the mid-nineties, pre-airbrushing and required breast implants for models. It was interesting to see supermodels like Cindy Crawford, Elle MacPherson, Christie Brinkley with minor bags under their eyes, little bulges under their bikini bottoms, and actual texture on their skin. In some ways, they looked sexier and simply more real, than the pushed up, squeezed in bikini models of today.

I response to my question: Is Photoshopping images lying? I say a resounding YES. But it’s a lie I’m willing to live with. The more important question is: Will the media ever go back to a publishing photos sans Photoshop? I honestly don’t know. Brad Pitt seems to think it’s possible, but then he’s Brad Pitt. No one cares if he has bags under his eyes. But if I was Britney Spears, I would want a whole team of Photoshop monkeys working on my photos 24/7.

What do you think of this proposed law?

Should Photoshopped images come with a disclaimer?

Mostly Lisa’s Guide to Photographing Models

Sep 12 2008

Lisa Bettany (MostlyLisa.com)
Photo by Redpilot Media.

The move from photographing Whiskers, the neighbourhood cat to Bianca, the 17-year-old leggy Italian model can be traumatic for both you and Whiskers. That didn’t make sense. I digress…

I’m not sure why people love shots of scantily clad female models. I find the subtleties of the western marmot’s feeding pattern a lot more interesting, but I’m guessing most of you will disagree with me. That’s why as a photographer /slash/ model who has experienced enough horror photo shoots to fill a pretty hardy paperback, I feel that it is my duty to inform you of some basic tips to help you take awesome model shots and avoid embarrassing, and often times, permanently scarring, photo shoots.

1. Hire a professional model.

Your girlfriend may be lovely, but unless she is a trained model, your shots will always look amateurish. Plus, asking your sweetie to pad her bra with tissues, suck in her gut, and angle herself so her butt doesn’t look huge, will never lead to relationship bliss.

If you are just starting out, then grab all your modelish friends, by all means, but modeling actually involves skill and if you want to take your shots from “Oh that’s really pretty” to “BAM! That could be in a fashion magazine”, you need a professional model.

What to do: Start by developing a relationship with a local modeling agency and offer to do a few “test shoots” with their up & coming models for free or a small fee. Beginning models will jump at this because they need to fill their portfolio as quickly and cheaply as possible. Because of my schister of an agent, my first test shoot cost me $900. Exactly. So if you take awesome shots and don’t act like a giant douche, then you’ll quickly move up the ranks and will be able to work with the more experienced models.

2. Hire a good makeup artist.

Details matter in this industry and bad makeup and hair can ruin your pictures. Unless you are a PS pro and can make Rosie O’Donnell look like Gisele Bündchen, then you need to get it right when you shoot. And if you are like most photographers you might not be completely in the know when it comes to picking the perfect shade of lipstick.

Oh I dunno, I much prefer “Innocent Starlet” to “Sassy Schoolgirl Scarlet”. I bet you didn’t even know lipstick had such lame and sexually stereotyped names did you? Exactly. That’s why you need a makeup artist.

What to do: Well, first don’t go down to your local department store and hire the first overly perfumed Chanel girl with black nail polished finger nails. Trust me. I mean really trust me. Not a good idea. Hire a proper makeup artist from an agency or professional salon. This will probably cost about $40. It’s worth it. If you don’t have the coin, check out the recent grads a professional makeup school, they are usually willing to do makeup for free for a print for their portfolio.

3. Hire a photo assistant.

No model will be impressed when you hand them a huge pelican full o’ gear and ask her to lug it over beached logs and heaps of sand. Trust me, it’s in your best interest to keep your model’s hair and makeup as fresh as possible. And that ain’t gonna happen if she’s truckin’ all your gear half way across the desert.

Ditto with holding the bounce. It’s awkward enough jamming yourself into crazy poses, let alone trying to hit those wacky poses while holding a huge white board in front of your face. Plus, if you are dealing with umbrellas and flashes and heaps of pricy gear, you’re gonna want to keep your photo gear protected from the elements, both weather and thieving humans.

What to do: If you don’t have the funds to pay for a qualified photography assistant, ask at local photography schools for someone willing to assist for free, or wrangle one of your friends or the model’s friend to help. Also, check out the bulletin boards at local camera stores. There are heaps of biz cards that might lead you to a good helper.

4. Don’t be creepy. Period.

Photogs who frequently hound models to drop their bikini tops, even in jest, get bad reputations with models and their agents. There are a lot of really awkward situations between a model and a photographer, i.e. changing clothes on a beach.

What to do: If you have a female assistant, ask her to hold a towel over the model or suggest that she changes in your car if it’s available. If none of these options are doable, make sure you bring a large towel, XXXL tee, or robe for the model to change in and make sure you keep your eyes in the opposite direction.

Also, be careful how and what you say when directing your model to move parts of her girly anatomy. “Hey darling, give your tits some love will you, I need perky perky for this shot!” And before you ask, yes someone said that to me. One more point, asking the model out after the shoot? Yeah. Not so much Creeperson.

5. Bring these things to photo shoots:

Bottled water to keep her hydrated. A snack if it’s a long shoot. Fainting models aren’t the funnest <– (yeah Steve Jobs, funnest.). A long puffy jacket or bath robe to keep her from freezing. A towel or blanket for her to sit on between set-ups. A water spray bottle to wet hair in the case of wind or to get that sexy dewy wet look. Hair spray because she will always forget and fly aways are PS hell. A lipstick or sample from the makeup artist so you can do touch ups during the shoot.

There you go! You’re on your way to become a photographer models love to shoot with and not that jerk she calls Pervy McPerverson to all her gossipy model friends.

Questions/Comments?

Oh and if you’ve had any model photo shoot horror stories, you know I want to hear them.

Mostly Lisa on Being Totally G4 Famous

Apr 6 2008


A few weeks ago, I was a nobody. I know it’s hard to believe, but I was basically rabbit kibble. Do rabbits eat kibble? Chomp?

But then G4′s Attack of the Show ranked me as the 5th hottest woman of the web and my life went from bunny kibble to like, a really expensive cheese… that’s been aging for years and packaged in fancy paper and served on a silver plate from a store that sells uber fancy plates. Don’t forget the Crystal.

For more videos as cool as this one check out: Mostly Lisa’s Presents a Model Moment.

I wouldn’t mind if you Subscribed to my feed.

Lisa the Barbarian… mostly

Mar 6 2008

Horny for Opera.

Opera T-shirt provided by Startup Schwag.

Mostly Lisa & Opera ("Sneaking")

Captions for these photo are welcome.

PS. I already thought of “Horny for Opera”

Do Specs make me look Smarter?

Oct 6 2007

Lisa Bettany specs modeling-2 Photo by Darryl Humphrey

So what do you think? The glasses… they make me look pretty smart don’t they? I could be a nuclear physicist, or a doctor of some kind, perhaps a shrewd lawyer, or a mathematics genius, noble prize winning peace person… couldn’t I?

Lisa Bettany specs modeling-1

I just want to be taken seriously and just receive an ounce of respect for my thoughts, opinions and vast knowledge of loads of stuff. I want my agent to stop sending me to beer commercials where I have to mud wrestle in booty shorts or make-out with girl vampires or shag zombies in bar restrooms. Seriously!I wanna be recognized for more than just my outer shell. I have a highly trained mind, keen “watching and learning” skills, and a heart that… um… What do hearts do? Uhh… care? Yah, and a heart that cares for others!!!So I’m asking you, my beloved blog followers, to:Vote ‘Yes’ for Smart Lisa.

Lisa Bettany specs modeling

Photos by Darryl Humphrey

Any and all comments discussing and/or praising the smartness Lisa will be gratefully accepted and admired and perhaps printed and glued into an “I am Smart. S-m-r-t” scrapbook.

Didya MISS me?

Sep 29 2007

According to my stats you don’t! greedy bunch of Mudbloods and PC users! I am busy shooting videos all day Friday and Saturday in the cold and the rain with only steeped tea and timbits (small donut holes for yous unfamiliar wif Tim Hortons aka Timmy Hohos) as nourishment and I come back to find my precious stats in the gutter.

The gutter, I tell you!

Do you think i have an endless supply of tech advice/awkward, funny and endearing stories of my personal trials and tribulations/tears? Do you think that my vast knowledge on pretty much every topic ever grows on trees like the money that I earn from my blossoming acting career? That I can surf the www and read RSS feeds during my 8-10 hours of beauty sleep?

The answer is NO. Ok. I’m human. I make *mistakes* (though not often grammatical and/or spelling errors) and I have to work *cough* and do housework *liar* like everyone else *i’m not like everyone else* Am I?

And if you think I’ve just got an endless supply of half-naked pictures of myself (e.g., my feature in the best selling swimsuit calendar “Hot Bikini Babes of BC”), I don’t. Actually, that is a lie.

lisa-bettany-bikini-calendar

FYI. I was on September… and December. Two months? I know. I have so many layers…

So what did you miss most about your two days without Mostly Lisa updates? (emotional comments welcome)

My Internet Reflection

Sep 18 2007

i think i’m at a point of no return with this whole two point oh social networking scene. i’m fairly certain that if i had to communicate to a person.. in person… i might run away or hide in my hair. which actually happened today.

that’s why i feel like i need to take a step away from the facebook to analyze it’s impact on mostly me.

Self Exploration through fb profile pictures

what does it all mean? how do i censor myself? who am i? do i even exist? how many pixels wide am i? why are my tears so beautiful? am i numb inside or is it merely life that numbs itself to me?

these are common questions we all ask ourselves each day. exploring the “self” is important. i like to reflect on a daily basis. mostly by looking at my reflection in a mirror. but as we all know, your reflection is not always the face you present to the world. we often censor ourselves. essentially creating or equating reality with self. if you didn’t get that, you’re probably not smart enough to read this blog. intellectualism is not for everyone.

anyhoo, um… i need some java… totally falling asleep right now. what was i saying? oh yeah, exploring self and stuff. if you’re up for it, i really recommend an exercise from my 3 part Self-exploration Series, entitled “My Internet Reflection: What is my Facebook Profile Picture really saying?”

The exercise is simple. Look through your fb profile picture album which probably has over 100 photos of you, or 200+ if you are as gorgeous as me, and ask yourself “what is this picture saying about my inner self?”

Here is an example from my own fb self-examination.
The following photos are saying…

“Coordination is important to me.”

Lisa Bettany small business bc

“i heart attention”

Lisa Bettany swimwear campaign

“Please love me”

lisa bettany-swimwear-is-web-2point0

“I can balance a rock on my forehead”

Lisa Bettany Spa

“I like to play the guitar without pants on”

Mostly Lisa i-like-to-play-the-guitar-without-pants-on

“I am definitely a model”

Lisa Bettany modeling Richard Dubois

“I’m so bored right now”

Mostly Lisa waiting at an audition

Now let’s analyze these “truth statements”:

  1. appearance is important to me
  2. being centred and spiritually aware is essential for my growth
  3. music strips away my outer layers
  4. being labeled as a “model” by other people is important because i am vain
  5. vanity isn’t a fault when you are really good looking
  6. you’re probably boring me right now

Now it’s your turn. If I’m not still bored, let me know what your personal exploration into your fb profile picts reveal about you.

Mostly Lisa Presents: A Model Moment

Aug 30 2007

15 seconds with Lisa waiting at a Modeling audition

Jul 18 2007

and waiting… at 21 Water St in Gastown for an audition at Workspace. Super cool office space with a wicked view and sweet Macs and Air-con. Too bad I had to wait in smokin’ hot lobby on the floor for two hours.

At least I had some good company to make the time pass a little faster.

What does this have to do with Web 2.0?

Jul 13 2007

lisa bettany-swimwear-is-web-2point0

Let’s run through the check list of relevant Web 2.0 mind-mapped buzz-words:

  1. User-Centred: yes
  2. Ruby on Rails: no. my name is not Ruby, and I don’t do drugs or ride on trains.
  3. Trust: yes. i’d trust a girl in a red bikini, wouldn’t you? makes me think of Baywatch. Pam and Hasselhoff racing down the beach to save a drowning child. that’s trust, for sure. except for the whole drunk Wendy’s episode. Scratch Hasselhoff from the list.
  4. Blogs: yes, i’ve got two on different platforms. extra points.
  5. Joy of Use: yes, what is more joyful than a red bikini?
  6. Modularity: ooh.. that’s a tricky one… skip…
  7. RSS: yes, really sexy swimwear.
  8. Design:yes, i’d say the design my cleavage is making is very 2.0.

Official Tally: 5/8.
Conclusion: Lisa’s swimwear photo is Web 2.0 …mostly.