Archive for the ‘Acting’ Category

28 Comments » September 12th, 2008.

Lisa Bettany (MostlyLisa.com)
Photo by Redpilot Media.

The move from photographing Whiskers, the neighbourhood cat to Bianca, the 17-year-old leggy Italian model can be traumatic for both you and Whiskers. That didn’t make sense. I digress…

I’m not sure why people love shots of scantily clad female models. I find the subtleties of the western marmot’s feeding pattern a lot more interesting, but I’m guessing most of you will disagree with me. That’s why as a photographer /slash/ model who has experienced enough horror photo shoots to fill a pretty hardy paperback, I feel that it is my duty to inform you of some basic tips to help you take awesome model shots and avoid embarrassing, and often times, permanently scarring, photo shoots.

1. Hire a professional model.

Your girlfriend may be lovely, but unless she is a trained model, your shots will always look amateurish. Plus, asking your sweetie to pad her bra with tissues, suck in her gut, and angle herself so her butt doesn’t look huge, will never lead to relationship bliss.

If you are just starting out, then grab all your modelish friends, by all means, but modeling actually involves skill and if you want to take your shots from “Oh that’s really pretty” to “BAM! That could be in a fashion magazine”, you need a professional model.

What to do: Start by developing a relationship with a local modeling agency and offer to do a few “test shoots” with their up & coming models for free or a small fee. Beginning models will jump at this because they need to fill their portfolio as quickly and cheaply as possible. Because of my schister of an agent, my first test shoot cost me $900. Exactly. So if you take awesome shots and don’t act like a giant douche, then you’ll quickly move up the ranks and will be able to work with the more experienced models.

2. Hire a good makeup artist.

Details matter in this industry and bad makeup and hair can ruin your pictures. Unless you are a PS pro and can make Rosie O’Donnell look like Gisele Bündchen, then you need to get it right when you shoot. And if you are like most photographers you might not be completely in the know when it comes to picking the perfect shade of lipstick.

Oh I dunno, I much prefer “Innocent Starlet” to “Sassy Schoolgirl Scarlet”. I bet you didn’t even know lipstick had such lame and sexually stereotyped names did you? Exactly. That’s why you need a makeup artist.

What to do: Well, first don’t go down to your local department store and hire the first overly perfumed Chanel girl with black nail polished finger nails. Trust me. I mean really trust me. Not a good idea. Hire a proper makeup artist from an agency or professional salon. This will probably cost about $40. It’s worth it. If you don’t have the coin, check out the recent grads a professional makeup school, they are usually willing to do makeup for free for a print for their portfolio.

3. Hire a photo assistant.

No model will be impressed when you hand them a huge pelican full o’ gear and ask her to lug it over beached logs and heaps of sand. Trust me, it’s in your best interest to keep your model’s hair and makeup as fresh as possible. And that ain’t gonna happen if she’s truckin’ all your gear half way across the desert.

Ditto with holding the bounce. It’s awkward enough jamming yourself into crazy poses, let alone trying to hit those wacky poses while holding a huge white board in front of your face. Plus, if you are dealing with umbrellas and flashes and heaps of pricy gear, you’re gonna want to keep your photo gear protected from the elements, both weather and thieving humans.

What to do: If you don’t have the funds to pay for a qualified photography assistant, ask at local photography schools for someone willing to assist for free, or wrangle one of your friends or the model’s friend to help. Also, check out the bulletin boards at local camera stores. There are heaps of biz cards that might lead you to a good helper.

4. Don’t be creepy. Period.

Photogs who frequently hound models to drop their bikini tops, even in jest, get bad reputations with models and their agents. There are a lot of really awkward situations between a model and a photographer, i.e. changing clothes on a beach.

What to do: If you have a female assistant, ask her to hold a towel over the model or suggest that she changes in your car if it’s available. If none of these options are doable, make sure you bring a large towel, XXXL tee, or robe for the model to change in and make sure you keep your eyes in the opposite direction.

Also, be careful how and what you say when directing your model to move parts of her girly anatomy. “Hey darling, give your tits some love will you, I need perky perky for this shot!” And before you ask, yes someone said that to me. One more point, asking the model out after the shoot? Yeah. Not so much Creeperson.

5. Bring these things to photo shoots:

Bottled water to keep her hydrated. A snack if it’s a long shoot. Fainting models aren’t the funnest <– (yeah Steve Jobs, funnest.). A long puffy jacket or bath robe to keep her from freezing. A towel or blanket for her to sit on between set-ups. A water spray bottle to wet hair in the case of wind or to get that sexy dewy wet look. Hair spray because she will always forget and fly aways are PS hell. A lipstick or sample from the makeup artist so you can do touch ups during the shoot.

There you go! You’re on your way to become a photographer models love to shoot with and not that jerk she calls Pervy McPerverson to all her gossipy model friends.

Questions/Comments?

Oh and if you’ve had any model photo shoot horror stories, you know I want to hear them.

6 Comments » March 6th, 2008.

Horny for Opera.

Opera T-shirt provided by Startup Schwag.

Mostly Lisa & Opera ("Sneaking")

Captions for these photo are welcome.

PS. I already thought of “Horny for Opera”

10 Comments » March 1st, 2008.

I’ve got a big audition next week with Vancity’s finest casting agents and I have to pick one scene from a film or tv show to wow (approximately 2 mins long). That’s all I get. 2 minutes to showcase all my acting abilities and “other” talents. How am I gonna fit my flaming baton routine and my rendition of the Star Wars theme on the nose flute in 2 minutes? Maybe I should cut out my Wookie call… That would free up at least 5 seconds.

I could really use your help in choosing a great scene from a tv show or movie (can be comedic or dramatic — I’m leaning more to the comedic side i.e. Naomi Watts in “I heart Huckabees”). What is your favourite role or scene starring a female aged 18-30ish? (I’d have a hard time pulling off a male character aged 60-85ish, although I’ve been told I bare a certain likeness to Donald Sutherland. Compliment taken!)

Any help would be greatly appreciated. And you bet there will be a pretty sweet Mostly Lisa video to capture every agonizingly sweet moment of this scene study.

8 Comments » February 6th, 2008.

Always wondered what an actress thinks about before an audition? Here’s a brief, but poignant look inside an A&W commercial audition with Mostly Lisa.

If you haven’t seen Peep Show, this video might seem strange. If you have seen Peep Show, this video also might seem strange. It’s basically a win win.

4 Comments » November 10th, 2007.

The IndieMV UNICEF spot will air at the “Unite against AIDS” Concert in Montreal on November 28, 2007. A big thank you to the IndieMV team and the ace on-set crew. You rawk! Thanks for letting me take pictures and video you and your sweet sweet gear. Thanks to Ben and Danielle for giving me rides. And Natalia for being simply lovely.

5 Comments » October 25th, 2007.

23 Comments » October 6th, 2007.

Lisa Bettany specs modeling-2 Photo by Darryl Humphrey

So what do you think? The glasses… they make me look pretty smart don’t they? I could be a nuclear physicist, or a doctor of some kind, perhaps a shrewd lawyer, or a mathematics genius, noble prize winning peace person… couldn’t I?

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I just want to be taken seriously and just receive an ounce of respect for my thoughts, opinions and vast knowledge of loads of stuff. I want my agent to stop sending me to beer commercials where I have to mud wrestle in booty shorts or make-out with girl vampires or shag zombies in bar restrooms. Seriously!I wanna be recognized for more than just my outer shell. I have a highly trained mind, keen “watching and learning” skills, and a heart that… um… What do hearts do? Uhh… care? Yah, and a heart that cares for others!!!So I’m asking you, my beloved blog followers, to:Vote ‘Yes’ for Smart Lisa.

Lisa Bettany specs modeling

Photos by Darryl Humphrey

Any and all comments discussing and/or praising the smartness Lisa will be gratefully accepted and admired and perhaps printed and glued into an “I am Smart. S-m-r-t” scrapbook.

15 Comments » September 29th, 2007.

According to my stats you don’t! greedy bunch of Mudbloods and PC users! I am busy shooting videos all day Friday and Saturday in the cold and the rain with only steeped tea and timbits (small donut holes for yous unfamiliar wif Tim Hortons aka Timmy Hohos) as nourishment and I come back to find my precious stats in the gutter.

The gutter, I tell you!

Do you think i have an endless supply of tech advice/awkward, funny and endearing stories of my personal trials and tribulations/tears? Do you think that my vast knowledge on pretty much every topic ever grows on trees like the money that I earn from my blossoming acting career? That I can surf the www and read RSS feeds during my 8-10 hours of beauty sleep?

The answer is NO. Ok. I’m human. I make *mistakes* (though not often grammatical and/or spelling errors) and I have to work *cough* and do housework *liar* like everyone else *i’m not like everyone else* Am I?

And if you think I’ve just got an endless supply of half-naked pictures of myself (e.g., my feature in the best selling swimsuit calendar “Hot Bikini Babes of BC”), I don’t. Actually, that is a lie.

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FYI. I was on September… and December. Two months? I know. I have so many layers…

So what did you miss most about your two days without Mostly Lisa updates? (emotional comments welcome)

9 Comments » September 18th, 2007.

i think i’m at a point of no return with this whole two point oh social networking scene. i’m fairly certain that if i had to communicate to a person.. in person… i might run away or hide in my hair. which actually happened today.

that’s why i feel like i need to take a step away from the facebook to analyze it’s impact on mostly me.

Self Exploration through fb profile pictures

what does it all mean? how do i censor myself? who am i? do i even exist? how many pixels wide am i? why are my tears so beautiful? am i numb inside or is it merely life that numbs itself to me?

these are common questions we all ask ourselves each day. exploring the “self” is important. i like to reflect on a daily basis. mostly by looking at my reflection in a mirror. but as we all know, your reflection is not always the face you present to the world. we often censor ourselves. essentially creating or equating reality with self. if you didn’t get that, you’re probably not smart enough to read this blog. intellectualism is not for everyone.

anyhoo, um… i need some java… totally falling asleep right now. what was i saying? oh yeah, exploring self and stuff. if you’re up for it, i really recommend an exercise from my 3 part Self-exploration Series, entitled “My Internet Reflection: What is my Facebook Profile Picture really saying?”

The exercise is simple. Look through your fb profile picture album which probably has over 100 photos of you, or 200+ if you are as gorgeous as me, and ask yourself “what is this picture saying about my inner self?”

Here is an example from my own fb self-examination.
The following photos are saying…

“Coordination is important to me.”

Lisa Bettany small business bc

“i heart attention”

Lisa Bettany swimwear campaign

“Please love me”

lisa bettany-swimwear-is-web-2point0

“I can balance a rock on my forehead”

Lisa Bettany Spa

“I like to play the guitar without pants on”

Mostly Lisa i-like-to-play-the-guitar-without-pants-on

“I am definitely a model”

Lisa Bettany modeling Richard Dubois

“I’m so bored right now”

Mostly Lisa waiting at an audition

Now let’s analyze these “truth statements”:

  1. appearance is important to me
  2. being centred and spiritually aware is essential for my growth
  3. music strips away my outer layers
  4. being labeled as a “model” by other people is important because i am vain
  5. vanity isn’t a fault when you are really good looking
  6. you’re probably boring me right now

Now it’s your turn. If I’m not still bored, let me know what your personal exploration into your fb profile picts reveal about you.

18 Comments » August 30th, 2007.

5 Comments » July 18th, 2007.

and waiting… at 21 Water St in Gastown for an audition at Workspace. Super cool office space with a wicked view and sweet Macs and Air-con. Too bad I had to wait in smokin’ hot lobby on the floor for two hours.

At least I had some good company to make the time pass a little faster.

5 Comments » July 13th, 2007.

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Let’s run through the check list of relevant Web 2.0 mind-mapped buzz-words:

  1. User-Centred: yes
  2. Ruby on Rails: no. my name is not Ruby, and I don’t do drugs or ride on trains.
  3. Trust: yes. i’d trust a girl in a red bikini, wouldn’t you? makes me think of Baywatch. Pam and Hasselhoff racing down the beach to save a drowning child. that’s trust, for sure. except for the whole drunk Wendy’s episode. Scratch Hasselhoff from the list.
  4. Blogs: yes, i’ve got two on different platforms. extra points.
  5. Joy of Use: yes, what is more joyful than a red bikini?
  6. Modularity: ooh.. that’s a tricky one… skip…
  7. RSS: yes, really sexy swimwear.
  8. Design:yes, i’d say the design my cleavage is making is very 2.0.

Official Tally: 5/8.
Conclusion: Lisa’s swimwear photo is Web 2.0 …mostly.

5 Comments » June 13th, 2007.

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I am 13 years-old.

1 Comment » April 9th, 2007.

adrian he loves me

he loves* me!!!

*Please Note: Flower petal picking is not the most accurate method of gauging someone’s love and/or affection for you.

5 Comments » April 6th, 2007.

When I lived in Toronto, I was fortunate to work with some amazing photographers. My all time favourite photographer was Adrian Jendrasik. Adrian loves capturing real moments. Moments that aren’t faked or created or imagined.

A photo-shoot with Adrian is never just a photo-shoot. It is an adventure. The adventure goes something like this:

Adrian, Julie (jet-set make-up artist extraordinaire) and I, all hop into his brown, 4-door Sedan and drive off into the hot and muggy summer day to destinations unknown. We chat about life, love, and beauty. Julie talks about her many travels, as she is also an Air Canada flight attendant. And Adrian tells us tall tales of the fashion industry, while he drives and drives and drives.

Suddenly, something catches his eye. The light, the place, the angles, the obscurity, we will never know. But it is the right place. Today, the “right place” happens to be a large field of tall grass, sandwiched in between a major highway and some old railroad tracks.

Without a single word, or a single signal to the car behind him, he abruptly pulls-over into a dirt patch by the side of the highway. He excitedly jumps out of the car, camera in hand, and marches off into the horizon along the railroad tracks.

“Let’s go!” He waves to us and keeps on truckin’. “Put on the white dress,” He yells from up ahead.

I make eye contact with Julie. She looks slightly confused or annoyed or amused or a little bit of all three. I have no time to change elegantly in the car, or behind a carefully held towel, so I just grab the sundress and hurriedly pull it over my jeans while running to catch up with him. Julie chases both of us carrying her heavy metal make-up kit in one hand and a tube of lip gloss in the other.

About ten minutes of trekking through said tall grass and I’ve stepped on one too many crickets in my bare feet (because I’ve lost my flip-flops in the grasslands somewhere). I’m hot and sticky and I’m pretty sure Julie silent internal “fuming” is about to manifest itself externally.

And then we see it: Adrian’s perfect spot. And it is perfect. The grass. The light. The colours. The angles. The obscurity. All perfect and it’s *magic hour.* It is a nice moment of understanding.

Then Julie reminds Adrian that she still needs to do my make-up. “There’s a spot over there,” He says pointing to a 2 ft by 2 ft dirt patch. “Julie might lose it,” I think. But she calmly opens her bag, takes out a beach towel and places it on the ground. “Calm.” I can actually hear her thinking this word in bold face.

* * *

Together, we traveled to some unique and unexpected places. I found myself scaling up a concrete wall under an overpass, sipping from a drinking fountain at an old, abandoned boathouse, and hitchhiking on the side of a road.

Adrian is colourful and eccentric and wonderfully European. He is also the only photographer that allowed me to be me. With him, I felt free to explore the different facets of me. For this reason, I have always felt that he was the only photographer to actually capture the real me, instead of the character I usually play.

Here are some behind-the-scenes “real moments” shots of me getting my hair and makeup done by Julie from the contact sheets of my Adrian Jendrasik photo-shoots.

Make-up by Julie2 (LD)

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make-up-by-julie-boathohair

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lisas-feet

7 Comments » March 29th, 2007.

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March 31st.

Does this date mean anything to you? Well, if you are an actor living in British Columbia or you are currently at the lululemon on 4th holding a steamed low fat milk from Starbucks on your way to yoga class, your spidey senses are probably tingling a little bit. You’ve seen that date somewhere before, haven’t you? Was it the call-back date you never got called-back to? No. That’s long gone. Wait! I know.

It’s UBCP Union Dues Deadline Day!

And a bright yellow, sunshiny one, isn’t it? You can almost hear the birds chirping… What’s that tune they’re whistling to?

The tune of $75 for apprentice members and $175 for full members. Yes, that’s right. You have to pay the actor’s union not to work. What? Oh yeah, even if you don’t get cast, ever, you still have to pay your union dues every year. And if you fail to pay your fees by the deadline, any credit(s) you have earned prior to that date will be eliminated. Extinguished like the tiny fire that was burning inside of you, hoping and praying to get a speaking part in “Fantastic Four 2.” Or at least the chance to snap a decent shot of you and Jessica Alba for your Facebook Album entitled, “Me and My Friends.”

I hate to tell you, but the ship has already sailed on that one my friend.

So in celebration of actors everywhere that are just plum sick of their hard knock life, I’m introducing a new post segment I call: “Script in a Box”. (Not to be confused with that other thing in a box that has been getting some attention from ladies lovin’ Mr. Timberlake. Who is not to be confused with the music producer/hit maker, Timbaland, who seems to really like to bust a little wicketty-wicketty wack on stage with his chart topping A-list celebufriends. Who are not to be confused with fake Fendi FB friends. If you got all that you’re my new bff.)

For this new segment, I have been digging deep into Lisa Belovely’s script vault to find the most premium sides for your delight and amusement. You can thank me later.

Remember: “Script in a Box” is all about unleashing your innermost acting talent. Even “non-actors” can enjoy “script in a box”. Just grab a friend who speaks with a very monotone voice, (in the acting world we call this person the “reader”), and then just go with your bad self. Free that inner showboat and show us all how it’s done!*

Now, without further ado, I present to you:

Script in a Box #1

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It’s a tearjerker. I know.

*I will be accepting VHS submissions in the mail of your performance of segment 1# of “Script in the Box”. The best entries will get a shot at auditioning for my new “short” I call, quite simply, “Short”. I’m submitting it to all the festivals. So keep your fingers crossed.

NB. Remember “acting” is “not-acting well”. Pontificate on that one.

2 Comments » March 15th, 2007.

In other news… I just got back from a beer commercial audition. I know. I was planning a really sweet, snarky rant about it. But just when I was going to pack in my acting career after the whole “thin” debacle, I was lured back into the rat race by a smart beer commercial.

You see, the script was actually funny. And I actually had fun auditioning. I know, it’s a crazy notion. Bonus: I got to dress “casual” in jeans and a tank top, instead of “slutty/sexy” in a “teeny tiny bikini”. Don’t worry I still had to be the “hot girl”, but this “hot girl” got to be fun and sassy. Nice.

So I want to take a moment and personally thank the stupendous Ad firm of Leo Burnett for allowing women to be hot, smart, sassy, and smart in a beer commercial. Check out their website. It’s Über cool.

Anyway, I have to run and fish my headshots out of the dumpster behind my apartment. Oh no! It’s starting to rain… and I hear the garbage truck… Crap.

 

4 Comments » February 22nd, 2007.

Casting Call for Photoshoot*:

Description: Thin, thin, thin (THIN) females to play:
A. Young people addicted to crystal methamphetamine;
B. Depressed teens;
C. Anoerexics.

Wardrobe: Dark, scruffy clothing. Dirty hair. Dark eye make-up.

*This is a non-union, non-paying job. NB. There will be no food or water on site.

Seriously? Serious. Wow. A=B=C? All the same. Right. That’s what I thought.

Sometimes I just want to point my wand at the whole thing and say “Riddikulus” and watch the whole industry turn into a big spider on rollerskates.

NB. Alhough I took out the specific details of the above casting call, all words, phrasings, and the ridiculous sterotyping used in the above are taken from an actual casting call. I shouldn’t be surprised, but I still feel horrified.

Reality: Take a look at Lauren Greenfield’s documentary entitled: THIN. And her photography of THIN.