Bad song lyrics hurt me. They get under my skin and slowly eat away at my music-loving soul. I just can’t take it anymore! It’s time to expose the horror. It’s time for my first blogging challenge: Worst Song Lyrics Ever. I dare you. And no googling. That’s cheating.
My three nominations:
1. “Email My Heart” (Britney)
E-mail my heart and say our love will never die
and I know you’re out there and I know that you still care.
Email me back and say our love will stay alive
Forever, Email my heart
2. “Whereever, Whenever” (Shakira)
Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don’t confuse them with mountains
3. ” Siberia” (Backstreet Boys)
When my heart did time in Siberia
Was waiting for the lie to come true
‘Cause it’s all so dark and mysterious
When the one you want doesn’t want you too
Rhyming “Siberia” with “mysterious” is never a good idea.