March 1st, 2007.
Early this morning, Vancouverites were caught unawares by a huge blizzard. The huge heaping mounds of snow caused “discomfort” and “my Sippy’s ears are cold”.
Ted Hallermeiger, Snow Expert and Science Hobbyist states that snow is “not caused by global warming”, but “when snow melts, it makes water, so a tsunami is definitely a strong to minor possibility”. What does that even mean Ted?
We may never know.
In a related News Story (Associated Press):
Plant life was found frozen in this pail.
This quote was found on page 1 (of 1) of the “Toastables Weekly News Update” by President, Arnold Somebody:
Peanut Butter may not spread as evenly as we had hoped.
Also, while walking his dog, Johnny Butterfield turns to his little sister and asks, “I like balloons. Will this ever fly again?”
There was no reply.