Mostly Lisa on Being Totally G4 Famous

Apr 6 2008

A few weeks ago, I was a nobody. I know it’s hard to believe, but I was basically rabbit kibble. Do rabbits eat kibble? Chomp?

But then G4’s Attack of the Show ranked me as the 5th hottest woman of the web and my life went from bunny kibble to like, a really expensive cheese… that’s been aging for years and packaged in fancy paper and served on a silver plate from a store that sells uber fancy plates. Don’t forget the Crystal.

For more videos as cool as this one check out: Mostly Lisa’s Presents a Model Moment.

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29 Responses to “Mostly Lisa on Being Totally G4 Famous”

  1. HAHAHAHAHA! “Where’s my sword?” That was hilarious. I can see your fame is making you an even greater monologist…is that a word?

    For the record, you DO have more real Twitter friends than I do, so delight in that.

  2. My boyfriend and I are sitting here with tears of laughter streaming down our faces. *bows to Lisa’s awesomeness*

    Dude, you are so awesome!! Love you!

  3. P.S. I can pimp you on Twitter if you want more followers. Not that you need them – you are the Prom Queen.

  4. What kind of really expensive cheese? Roquefort or Gouda? Or are you talking about the really really expensive fancy stuff that comes in a can?

  5. And I’m still a cupcake.

    Oh. Wait. get it. That’s your pet name for me, isn’t it? “Cupcake.”

  6. A pen is mightier than the sword. Not sure if thats true if you have a matching hat.

    Hold a pen for five mins and see if you feel any better.

    If not try holding a pen in one hand and the sword in the other.See which one gives more off more socialnetworkerkarma (really word….honest).

    It’s not easy being green lisa. Ask kermit.

  7. Michael is a cupcake too!?

    {sigh} I thought I was special…

  8. cupcakes do give good advice because it where I got all mine from.

    Lisa, a dr who chocolate chip tardis has just informed me on some great news. If you juggle five green pens that will give you 15-20% more socialnetworkerkarma (still a real word) for a least 6-8 weeks.

    You don’t need a sword….. stay green.

  9. I is a devoted fan. Fo’ sho’.

  10. Hahahahahaha… I’m sure you do have more friends than me! So what’re YOU doing?

  11. Lisa, you’re priceless and way above eating rabbit kibble for sure.

    By the way, you should raise your price to touch your horns. $5.00 is way too cheap :) and you need lots of money to buy that delicious cheese.

  12. “I’m hot”

  13. Utterly frickin’ hilarious!

    Brilliantly done Lisa!

  14. Cheese? CHEESE? Why be cheese when you can be Marmite?

  15. That final ? should be a !. I know it’s not grammatically correct, but that’s how I wanted it to come out.

  16. Sweet vid Lisa! Your G4 stardom will always be synonymous with the table humping event unfortunately. lol

  17. good stuff lisa. Always finding something in aday.

  18. What the hell is this Lisa?

  19. My favorite bit has to be “I’m going to have to borrow Al Gore’s mechanical ladder” followed by a stumbling explanation of why. With acting chops like that I don’t know how BSG was able to pass you up. (The new season rocks by the way.)

  20. look if i wasn’t so famous, i might have time to reply to all of your comments. but, you know the demands of being a superstar keep me pretty busy.

    i think i hear my phone ringing…

    nope, just the microwave. one of these days…

    “hey Mostly Lisa! i have some money for you and a new Macbook Air!”

    wow! a MB air!!! and money?!?!?

    “yeah so much money. you can buy whatever you want!”

    really? an iPhone???

    “oh no. not that. you’re in Canada right?”

    yeah. i could inch a few km towards the border. i mean, according to my latitude i could be in the US. oh wait. i think i see a polar bear and a beaver playing hockey… guess, i’m still in Canada. hello?

    *hung up*

  21. Lisa… I have come back to watch this at least 6 times (probably more) and I laugh just as hard each time! You are so incredibly sweet and sexy and silly and smart… I’ll come up with a few more s-things later, but they’ll all be good! I hope that all your wishes come true, and I know we’ll be seeing a lot more of you in the future. Thanks for making me laugh!

    Mark J.

    p.s. I’m really so glad that you’re mother finally called you.

  22. Hey – I was a MostlyLisa reader before being a MostlyLisa reader was cool!

    And, of course, I’m sure G4 got FULL copyright permission from you in writing before stealing your photos for use in their show during their soft-core pr0n section where they try to make everyone on the list look like a brain dead model with tape underneath their bikini tops.

    Or maybe they didn’t…

    Keep on rockin’, Oh Great Chixor Of The North!!


  23. Haha… you are too funny sometimes… def in a cute way though

    If you weren’t so busy I might ask you to do an interview for my magazine… but I won’t even try as busy you are, probably be buried in the crowd ;)

    Great as always!

  24. Excellent!! LOL, I will be back often.

  25. Hahaha, my laughter tears are streaming! Loved the idea of Al Gore lending you the mechanical ladder! ;D

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