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Didya MISS me?

According to my stats you don’t! greedy bunch of Mudbloods and PC users! I am busy shooting videos all day Friday and Saturday in the cold and the rain with only steeped tea and timbits (small donut holes for yous unfamiliar wif Tim Hortons aka Timmy Hohos) as nourishment and I come back to find my precious stats in the gutter.

The gutter, I tell you!

Do you think i have an endless supply of tech advice/awkward, funny and endearing stories of my personal trials and tribulations/tears? Do you think that my vast knowledge on pretty much every topic ever grows on trees like the money that I earn from my blossoming acting career? That I can surf the www and read RSS feeds during my 8-10 hours of beauty sleep?

The answer is NO. Ok. I’m human. I make *mistakes* (though not often grammatical and/or spelling errors) and I have to work *cough* and do housework *liar* like everyone else *i’m not like everyone else* Am I?

And if you think I’ve just got an endless supply of half-naked pictures of myself (e.g., my feature in the best selling swimsuit calendar “Hot Bikini Babes of BC”), I don’t. Actually, that is a lie.


FYI. I was on September… and December. Two months? I know. I have so many layers…

So what did you miss most about your two days without Mostly Lisa updates? (emotional comments welcome)

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    September 29, 2007 at 10:56 PM

    I’m still with ya Lisa. And yes, you are definitely a hot bikini babe! I’ve enjoyed your videos of the last couple of weeks. Way to go girl!

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    September 30, 2007 at 5:33 AM

    I left a long time ago.

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    September 30, 2007 at 10:47 AM

    Hey! Some of us are loyal and kept visiting even though there was nothing to read! (or see :) I think I even found your new site. Wasn’t too hard to find ;)

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    September 30, 2007 at 11:17 AM

    Hey Lisa. I’m still here too. I’ll try and comment more and not just read your posts.

    Oh and indeed you’re very sexy and beautiful. Great photo! You’re the main reason I like Canada :)

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    September 30, 2007 at 11:57 AM

    I visit most everyday and look forward to seeing the new goodies you’ve posted. Don’t be discouraged by a drop in your ratings. For you there’s a quick and simple solution… You must dig into your vast archive of bikini photos and post them! I’m not sure that would draw the kinda of attention you’re looking for though.

    I also forgive you for being a Mactard. =D

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    September 30, 2007 at 7:25 PM

    Check your paragraph directly above the photo for both a grammatical error and a spelling error.

    *oops…you’ve gone so red*

    BTW, what year is that calendar? The haircut looks great…very 80s (!) Oh, and the shot where you’re giving yourself a facelift is also quite fun.

    Pip-pip, toodle-loo

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    October 1, 2007 at 1:37 PM

    I miss you!

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    October 1, 2007 at 5:04 PM

    Hey, just because I have a PC doesn’t mean I don’t miss you or check your site.

    Geez, lady. I check your site a lot. Of course when you don’t post anything I miss you.

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    Lisa Bettany
    October 1, 2007 at 11:18 PM

    @globetroterri — thanks Carrie.

    @Mark — just a tease… just a tease.

    @Sean — i don’t know why, but your love of Canada makes me like you just a little more.

    @Nate — oh i’m digging… i’m digging for a hammer that i can smash your PC with… Mactard that!

    @djh — i dunno wot url talkin’ aboot. calendar is 2007. was shot in summer of 2005 when i had short “80s” hair.

    @mcpaige — aww.

    @mcclaud — fanks. sometimes when i’m in a room without a mirror i start to miss myself too.

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    October 2, 2007 at 3:04 AM

    *Sigh*…shall I just hold your hand?

    “And if you think I’ve just got ***and*** endless supply of half-naked pictures of myself ”

    (tee hee)

    Secondly, it’s bad grammar to start a sentence with a conjunction, such as, erm, ***And***

    (tee hee hee)

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    October 2, 2007 at 3:43 AM

    OK. Now I feel bad.

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    October 2, 2007 at 3:56 AM

    I was joking

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    Lisa Bettany
    October 2, 2007 at 3:19 PM

    @djh — you should. i cried all night and now my eyes are puffy like the pastries i’m shoving in my face just to soothe my pain. FYI. i am a master linguist, i make my own grammatical rulez.

    @mcpaige — so was i.

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    October 3, 2007 at 5:24 AM

    you were gone?

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