It has been over five years since any McEngineered food has passed through these lips. Yesterday, that all changed. At 11pm, Ry comes home from returning this week’s DVD selections and says, “I did something bad”. My first reaction was that he snuck out and purchased more DVDs, music gear, or consumer electronics. But it was worse.
It was McDinner. Or more like McMidnight Snack. I protested at first, but the bright blue and white box that said “i’m lovin’ it” in seven languages, including French, Spanish, German, Russian, Mandarin, and Arabic, made me feel like eating this Filet O’Fish and baked apple pie was important. Finally, I felt connected to the world.
McGlobalism. It just makes you feel special.