The Scene: I walk into my local wifi-friendly coffee shop pull out my Macbook and sit down. It takes me 30 seconds to zone into internet land and fire up transmission *ahem* the iTunes store. Another 30 seconds pass. Tap tap on my shoulder.
Guy: So are Macs really all that?
Me: Uhh… [glances at MB. notes it’s uberness] Yeah. Uh.. [shrugs]
Guy: Yeah, cuz I’ve seen them around. So I guess you use them. Macs [pause] eh?
Me: Yeah. They are great for what I do. I’m a blogger, media…
Guy: I’ve heard of Blogs.
Me: [looking for large mallet-shaped object]
Guy: Are you on myspace?
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