It’s obvious that people look more sweet and angelic with a halo over their head (even a complete slut), but the problem is that no one actually has a halo over their head (especially sluts or models or slutty bikini models — the worst kind). You’re probably asking the question: “How can I capture luminous, illuminating photos when angelic halos don’t technically exist in reality?” The answer is going to shock you with how easy it is to execute. No need for expensive photography gear, or technical know-how… just a positive attitude and access to a very round piece of foliage.
Tip #314: The Foliage Halo.
Step one: Place model in front of a round bush.
Step two: Snap photo.
The Result:
Wow. I know. Pure photographic magic.
mcpaige said on October 5th, 2007 at 6:46 am
Heavens gates have opened….hum.
Word count….angelic, slut, sluts, slutty, angelic….you pick the winner. =D
I must have missed the the other 313 tips….you should write a book. And yes! I have been selling and spamming Viagra ads, emails, etc.
(try and nap this one!)
Entropy said on October 5th, 2007 at 9:21 am
Wow,, You are rare combination of Beauty & Brains… keep it up..
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Carey said on October 5th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Finally, I think I have a match for my dusty TOUCHED BY A LEAF screenplay. You’ll be co-starring with Mr. Suzuki. I hope that’s cool.
Sean said on October 5th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
I was just thinking “how do I accomplish capturing that perfect angelic halo in every slutty bikini model photo I take” and then I see your brilliant tip Lisa.
Thanks for the tip.
*runs off to find slutty bikini models for photos…